You're the chocolate at the end of my Cornetto

punacceptable:

my life plan

• plan a: win the lottery
• plan b: there is no plan b
• plan c: refer to plan a

(via madame-mayor)

lilythegr9:

“mommy, can I-“

“not unless u get 100000 notes on a post, honey”

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oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

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lokis-army-at-221b:

I heard you were talkin shit about Benedict Cumberbatch

(via thatswhatgingersdo)