someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)

takethistoyourgrace:

there r a lot of shitty things in this world but at least we have fall out boy

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subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

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juilan:

There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place

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serfborts:

get to know me: [4/5] favorite musical artists: Nicki Minaj

"Love it or hate it, this is me. This is who I am."

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winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

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